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I can be cracked made told and played.
What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
Kings and queens may cling to power and the jester's got his call. But as you may discover the common one outranks them all. What am I?
Die without me, never thank me. Walk right through me, never feel me. What am I?
I wonβt break if you throw me off from the highest building but I will break if you place me in the ocean.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?