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I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher, more wrinkles crawl on to the face. What am I?
I contain six letters, minus one and you got twelve. What am I?
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand. I have a long neck, but no head. I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, as can be. What am I?
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?