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Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as my flesh but my heart is made of stone.
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. What am I?
I am essential to life on earth! I am split into thirds. Two thirds are the same. One of the thirds is 8. The other two are 1 each.
With a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone as skin long I stood. What am I?
Although I am still, in families I run. I continue to live on in a living one. As one continues to draw breath, I will not rust. However, when one stops drawing breath, I will become mere dust. What am I?
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?