Answer:
Although a human shape I wear, mother I never had. By every miss I'm valued much, still my cruel fate is such by boys I am often despised. What am I?
I am known for my natural tuxedo and marching
I widen my jaws when you poke two fingers in me. I especially like to devour papers
I can speak with my hard metal tongue. But I cannot breathe for I have no lung
I am the reaction after enjoying soda.
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.