Answer:
Above all things have I been placed Thus have I, a man disgraced. I describe sunlight or lock But after all, I'm just a rock
A mighty weapon in the war against winged household pests.
Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change
What can be big, white, dirty and wicked?
Mobsters judge the quality of a vehicle by the size of this
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?