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What an fill a room but takes up no space?
This veggie is characterized of long stalks or shoots taken from the plant. They have a strong odor when cooked and can influence the color or urine
What kind of running means walking?
I am the greatest teacher out of them all, but alas in the end I kill my pupils.
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?