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Why did the computer keep sneezing?
Cloud is my mother, wind is my father. What am I?
I have a name that's not mine and no one cares about me in their prime. People cry at my sight and lie by me all day and night.
A large oasis in the desert. Come with cash and leave with none. What am I?
I have more shoes than anybody but less feet than everyone. I am met in the morning but departed in the night. I may shake as if I'm angry but I won't bite.
It flows out of the soil, It burns you if it boils, And holds us in its coils, More valuable than gold, As black as it is old.