Answer:
Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here.
I am merry creature in pleasant time of year as in but certain seasons I sing that you can hear; And yet I'm made a by-word A very perfect mock; Compared to foolish persons And silliest of all folk.
I'm very tempting so its said I have a shiny coat of red and my flesh is white beneath. I smell so sweet taste good to eat and help to guard your teeth.
I touch the Earth, I touch the sky, but if I touch you, you’ll likely die. What am I?
I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still, I run and run. What am I?
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month.