Answer:
rub me and a genie might appear
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
When I point up itβs bright. When I point down itβs dark.
I am sometimes referred to as chips
I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still, I run and run. What am I?
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.