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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
You get embarrassed when you stand on me when everybody is watching. Women don't like to talk about the number they see on me. Everyone stands on me when nobody is around
In wealth I abound; in water I stand; as a fencer I'm valued all over the land; at Venice I'm famous; by farmers I'm prized; respected by law yet huntsmen despised; consternation and ruin ensue when I break; And the beasts of the forest advantage won't take.
You hold my tail while I fish for you. What am I?
I'm at the head of an elephant and at the tail of a squirrel
What do people want the least on their hands?