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It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
Slithery critters with a taste for dirt.
What goes in the water black and comes out red?
This noble creature has the embarrassing inability to get up once it's been flipped onto its back.
What animal has no wings, but yet will fly?
What is always coming but never arrives?