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What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate expert?
What is seen in the middle of March and April that cannot be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
I am always hungry I must always be fed. The finger I lick will soon turn red.
Men seize me from my home tear apart my flesh drink the sweet blood then cast my skin aside.
If you lose one of me, you are upset, bewildered, and perplexed. If you lose two of me, you are blissfully unaware. What am I?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
What am I?
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