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I get paid to shoot people then blow them up.
I have memories, but none of my own. Whatever's on my inside is what is shown. If I'm ever different, it's because you changed me. I feel like a decoration, here for you to arrange me. What am I?
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
Sometimes I fly as fast as the speed of light. Sometime I crawl as slow as a snail. Unknown until I am measured but you will certainly miss me when Iβm gone.
My first is high my second damp my whole a tie a writer's cramp.
I flow from the Homerβs mouth when he sees doughnuts.