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I have long legs crooked thighs little head and no eyes.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike, and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?
I am the only thing that place today before yesterday. (one word)
I am the only word that looks the same when spelled upside down.
I am the outstretched fingers that seize and hold the wind. Wisdom flows from me in other hands. Upon me are sweet dreams dreamt my merest touch brings laughter.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?