Answer:
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
I am a small paradise surrounded by dryness and heat. What am I?
I am the place to turn when nature calls.
I go around and in the house but never touches the house
I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.