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No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I am a protector. I sit on a bridge. One person can see right through me, while others wonder what I hide. What am I?
I go up and down at the same time. Up towards to sky and down towards the ground. What am I?
My first is second in line; I send shivers up your spine; not quite shining bright I glitter in the light.
A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.