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I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
One simple click, one simple flash. A piece of memory, for years I'll last. What am I?
Every night I'm told what to do and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have five daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are there in the Mustard family?
In all the world none can compare I am a tiny weaver my deadly cloth so silky and fair.
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?