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The French word for 'fun size' in women's clothing.
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
It is the great nemesis of the lactose intolerant.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
What has two spines and a lot of ribs, and carries much but never moves?
What do angels sing in the shower?