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Two bodies have I, though both joined in one. The more still I stand, the quicker I run.
It's anything but amusing when this body part gets hit.
They can float and tickle, but their sound is rarely heard unless you're a pillow or bird. What are they?
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
What has a single eye but cannot see?
They are many and one, they wave and they drum, Used to cover a state, they go with you everywhere.