Answer:
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating.
I have 24 keys but cannot open any locks. Sometimes loud sometimes soft
I am the kind of soda you must not drink.
I am a mother from a family of eight. I spin around all day despite my weight. Had a ninth sibling before founding out it was fake. What am I?
I wiggle and cannot see; sometimes underground and sometimes on a tree. I really don't want to be on a hook and I become a person when combined with “book”.
Whoever made me don't want me. Whoever bought me don't need me. Whoever use me don't know me.