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Weight in my belly, trees on my back, nails in my ribs, feet I do lack. What am I?
In your fire you hear me scream creaking and whining yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
the only amusing part of the body
I have a foot but no leg. What am I?
It's been around for millions of years but is never more than a month old. What is it?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?