Answer:
I cannot be other than what I am, until the man who made me dies. Power and glory will fall to me finally. Only when he last closes his eyes.
I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
There is someone, and there is always another, for without the other, there wouldn't be one
When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch, you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you.
Forward Iām heavy, but backwards Iām not.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?