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If you lose one of me, you are upset, bewildered, and perplexed. If you lose two of me, you are blissfully unaware. What am I?
When I live I cry if you don't kill me I'll die.
I can speak with my hard metal tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have no lung. What am I?
I have no life but I can die. What am I?
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
What am I?
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