Answer:
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
What can you break even if you never touch it?
The person who makes me doesn't need me. The person who buys me doesn't use me. The person who uses me doesn't know it. What am I?
the only amusing part of the body
I am a certain five-letter word and become shorter when you add two letters to me. What am I?
A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.