Answer:
What goes up and down, but does not move?
I can be cracked made told and played. What am I?
I am a shower that lights up the sky
I am a king who's good at measuring stuff.
I wiggle and cannot see; sometimes underground and sometimes on a tree. I really don't want to be on a hook and I become a person when combined with “book”.
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?