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This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
You went into the woods and got me. You sat down to seek me. You brought me home with yourself because you couldn't find me. What am I?
Oh lord! I am not worthy! I bend my limbs to the ground. I cry yet without a sound. Let me drink of waters deep. And in silence I will weep.
When young I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged I make you gay. When old I am valued more than ever.
I am your most powerful weapon; I come before your eyes. I help you seek the truth, yet I often give you lies. What am I?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?