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I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
We applaud if you perform well.
Whoever makes it tells it not. Whoever takes it knows it not. Whoever knows it wants it not
There was a girl half my age when I was 12, now I am 66, how old is she?
To cross the water, I'm the way. For water I'm above, I touch it not and truth to say, I neither swim nor move. What am I?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?