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You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have five daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are there in the Mustard family?
When it comes to me you go on red and stop on green.
You buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
I can be long or short. I can be grown or bought. I can be painted or left bare. My tip can be round or square. (one word)
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?