Answer:
I am quick when Iām thin. I am slow when Iām fat. Wind is my worst nightmare.
What has legs but doesn't walk?
What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
I have married many woman but has never been married
What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.