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What has two spines and a lot of ribs, and carries much but never moves?
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover, one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.
This item is used in most sports, has 4 holes, comes in a variety of colors, and there is a state that shares its name. What is it
People take me on walks and I run and have fun. What am I?
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Food
Funny
Kids
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What am I?