Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
You always are RIGHT.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Flag is a "Big Plus"
What do birds say when they fly home?
Ah.... Home Tweet Home
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
It was keeping an eye on the mouse.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a "ring"
What did the tree say to the leaves?
Be-Leaf in yourself!
How do bees get to school in the morning?
On the school buzz
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
The turkey because he is always stuffed.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.