What did the faucet say to the shower?
"You're a big drip."
When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
What makes a pair of shoes?
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
Tuesday did (His name was Tuesday)
What is type of room has no windows, no furniture and nobody lives in it?
What is used to greet, and also used to describe something taller than you?
How can a pants pocket be empty, but still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles because it has a mile between each s!
Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
All the fans left.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you are a mouse.