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The eight of us move forth and back. To protect our king from the foes attack.
What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies wonβt rot!
Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
It is the great nemesis of the lactose intolerant.
People take me on walks and I run and have fun. What am I?