Answer:
What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
I cut through evil like a double edged sword and chaos flees at my approach. Balance I single-handedly upraise through battles fought with heart and mind instead of with my gaze.
I can be found in water but never wet
I cannot be burned in fire or drowned in water. What am I?
Drop me and the world will shatter. You can always find me where you empty your bladder.
Be sure to shout for its answers are weak, but there is no language it cannot speak.