Answer:
What is something you will never see again?
What is something you can hold without ever touching?
It could make arrows fly and kites soar. What is it?
In the sun it likes to play; In the rain it goes away; Walk or run it always follows; In the mud it always wallows.
If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?