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If you spot one of these eastern warriors, they're not doing their job right.
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
I'm a god. I'm a planet. I measure heat.
What word starts with 'E', ends with 'E', but only has one letter? It is not the letter 'E'.
What flies without wings?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?