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It's been around for millions of years, but is never more than a month old. What is it?
John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
Fatherless and motherless. Born without sin, roared when it came into the world. And never spoke again.
People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead.
What has three ways out and just one way in?
In all the world, none can compare, I am a tiny weaver; my deadly cloth so silky and fair. What am I?