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What kind of pet always stays on the floor?
What grows in winter, dies in summer, and grows roots upward?
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own.
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?