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What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
You give it to your daddy, you give to your mommy, you give it to your sister and your brother and even give it to Fido and Lassie. If they give it back to you, then you both have one. You also have an unlimited supply. What is it?
This monkey food makes people slip and fall in cartoons.
I'm a soft frozen food made with sweetened and flavored milk fat. I'm usually put in a waffle cone.
It get wetter and wetter the more it dries
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?