Answer:
I quack and have webbed feet. What am I?
What bird is always unhappy?
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A king without a crown
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.