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Where do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What goes in the water red, and comes out black?
This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has handsΝΎ lacks a head but has a face.
A kind of weather that comes your way, but add a "D" and it will run away
They are many and one, they wave and they drum, Used to cover a state, they go with you everywhere.