Answer:
Sometimes you feel it weigh a ton. Yet it is nothing, but somehow still there. Makes you uncomfortable around anyone, But speak its name and it's gone.
Women don't have and don't want it. Men get it but sometimes they try to get rid of it. What is it?
What has 4 fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
Tear one off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead!
Brings the sky a lot closer.
Pirates put their booty in it.
Easy
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?