Answer:
What animal has feet on the head?
What do pandas have that no other animal has?
In the fields a frightful thing. Watch it and you will find, it has a pitchfork in the front, and a broom back behind.
What is sacred, holy, female, and noisy?
This noble creature has the embarrassing inability to get up once it's been flipped onto its back.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?