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What can't you see, hear or feel, until its too late. What shadows love, and shopkeepers hate?
In the evening I'm long, in the morning I'm smallΝΎ When seen in a ballroom, I'm nothing at all.
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale. But I'm always ready to tell a tale.
I'm tall in the morning and short in the noon. I disappear at night but I will be back soon.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?