What am I?

I have eyes that do not see. I have feet, but I can’t walk. I have a heart that does not beat. I have hands, but I can’t feel. What am I?

Always a part. Never a whole. If only half grows I shrink. What am I?

You carry me everywhere, even at night and I can also be a flashlight. What am I?

Funny

How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?

What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?

What do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use it?

How can you get 4 from 5?