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What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
The dirtier I get, the whiter I am. What am I?
I have an eye but am blind, a sea, but no water; a bee, but no honey; tea but no coffee; and a why, but no answer. What am I?
I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher, more wrinkles crawl on to the face. What am I?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?