Answer:
I am owned by Old McDonald.
I've got a beautiful beautiful hall all walled in red velvet with all white armchairs made of bone and in the middle a woman dances.
I ask no questions, but receive a lot of answers. What am I?
I walk on 4 legs in the morning 2 legs at noon and 3 legs at night.
In my yard there's a bed with no pillows a trunk with no clothes a branch with no leaves. What am I looking at?
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.