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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
The shorter I am the bigger I am.
I am heavy forward, but backward I'm not. What am I?
I have hands but cannot clap. What am I?
Where did the baseball keep its lemonade?
Whoever made me don't want me. Whoever bought me don't need me. Whoever use me don't know me.