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What's at the head of an elephant and at the tail of a squirrel?
What is flat, usually square, and made from trees but isn't wood?
Which friend of a witch eats the fastest?
Feared on the playground, he steals your lunch money and distributes wedgies
Do this to your gifts to make them festive
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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