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You get embarrassed when you stand on me when everybody is watching. Women don't like to talk about the number they see on me. Everyone stands on me when nobody is around
I can sizzle like bacon. I am made from an egg. I have plenty of backbone but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions but still remain whole. I can be long like a flagpole yet fit in a hole.
In Paris but not in France the thinnest of its siblings.
Born of sorrow, grow with age, you need a lot of me to be a sage. What am I?
Used left or right I get to travel over cobblestone or gravel. Used up I vie for sweet success used down I cause men great duress.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?