Answer:
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left.
I follow the orders of only two. I respect the work of only two. I am in constant battles with many, Though one surpassed them all. With forces joined, We created hell, Until our mutual enemy fell. Who am I?
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
It is the great nemesis of the lactose intolerant.
Why is the letter B always cool?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?