Answer:
What never asks questions but is often answered?
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
The part of the bird, that is not in the sky, Which can swim in the ocean and always stay dry. What is it?
I'm a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten fried, such as french fries.
What is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?
Two little holes in the side of a hill. Just as you come to the cherry-red mill.