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What's at the head of an elephant and at the tail of a squirrel?
John's mom had three children. The first child was April. The second child was May. What was the third Child's name?
A man was driving his truck his lights were not on the moon was not out up ahead a woman was crossing the street how did he see her
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
What can an elephant and a shrimp both be?
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.